try and try again.........

So today I am trying again.  I have been working with "someone" (her name is Jean and she is wonderful), for the last 5 years trying to get my products on to QVC yet to no avail. We have tried a lot of different avenues but the main problem is QVC says cutting boards don't sell well on TV.  Don't they know I want to be the first one to "Sell Out" of cutting boards on TV!!
I am trying again.  I am sending these all the way to Pennsylvania and see if its a no or a "GO"!  What do you think?Would you buy a set of heart shaped wooden coasters and a heart shaped cutting board set? 
If you will, please call your nearest QVC representative and tell them.  Here is their 800 number if you are so inclined.

1-888-345-5788
Should I ask Mr. Know-it-All to call them too?I hope you would! 
I hate to get my hopes up only to be taken down but I cannot help it.  The bane of my existence is optimism!
your custom cabinet girl