can you believe this?

can you believe this?

can you believe this?

When Mr. Know-it-All finds out I know he is just going to look at me and shake his head.  I hate it when he shakes his head at me.  FYI: don't shake your head at me.  But really this is so mind blowing to me that I don't know how, well it HAS TO BE A MIRACLE.......I drove around town with my keys on the bumper like this for two days!  I drove on the freeway! I went all the way, (well I know its not that far), but ALL THE WAY to Stockton like this!  And do you know how I found out where my "missing keys" were? My dad used the car to take Nathan to school for me in the morning and he saw them in passing.....I know crazy, idiotic, I have no idea how I have even lived this long.....

your custom cabinet girl (psst: who doesn't always talk about cabinets)